Set in Haven Hospital where a certain men's ward is causing more havoc than the whole hospital put together. The formidable Matron's (Jacques) debut gives the patients a chill every time she walks past, with only Reckitt (Williams) standing up to her. There's a major (Hyde-White) who is a constant nuisance, a bumbling nurse (Sims), a romance between Ted York and Nurse Denton (Eaton), and Bell who wants his bunyon removed straight away, so after drinking alcohol, the men decide to remove the bunyon themselves!!! Written by Graeme Huggan