Ah, suburbia. The smell of newly mown grass, the colorful blooms in flowerbeds, the clatter of automatic gunfire at least, that's how it goes in Little Stempington, a posh London 'burb where the ladies care more about turf wars than topsoil. They stash Glocks in Tupperware, extort protection money from the Wicker Barn, and peddle black-market estrogen patches at the local pub. When mild-mannered Joyce Hazledine (Amelia Bullmore, I'm Alan Partridge) moves to town, she finds herself caught between rival gangs led by Camilla (Anna Chancellor, Four Weddings and a Funeral) and Barbara (Felicity Montagu, Bridget Jones's Diary). Joyce soon learns that in this quaint English village, women don't kill time they kill each other.

In Suburban Shootout, the laughs hit you faster than rounds from an Uzi, and the satire packs more punch than a Viagra-laced baked Alaska. You wouldn't want to live in Little Stempington, but you'll never want to leave!