The Outrageous, Award-Winning U.K. Comedy Series

Hell
It's July and that means it's time for the Fathers' annual holiday. With interesting activities like boiling water and a day trip to "Saint Kevin's Stump", the stage is set for an incredibly exciting two weeks.

Think Fast, Father Ted
With the Parochial House roof threatening to collapse, Ted convinces Bishop Brennan to provide the parish with a new car. They plan to raffle it off to raise funds, but when a bit of amateur bodywork goes badly wrong, Ted has to come up with a plan...

Tentacles Of Doom
The Holy Stone of Clonrichert is about to be upgraded to a Class II holy relic, and Ted is determined that Fathers Dougal and Jack be on their best behavior. But a crisis of faith, a faulty toilet and no less than three bishops will put them all to the test.

The Old Grey Whistle Theft
The arrival of a rebellious young priest on Craggy island coincides with the theft of a whistle. As hysteria grows over the breakdown of law and order. Sergeant Hodgins begins to suspect a priest is responsible.

Song For Europe
Driven by his rivalry with Father Dick Byrne, Ted is determined to win the 1996 Eurosong Contest. To this end, he and Dougal "borrow" the music of an old Eurosong contender and enter it as their own... but fate has one more card to deal.

The Plague
Father Dougal is very excited about his new pet rabbit, but Bishop Brennan's arrival may ruin his fun. The Bishop suffers from a severe case of rabbit phobia, so when more rabbits start popping up, the Fathers have a crisis on their hands.

Rock A Hula Ted
Aggressive protest singer Niamh Connolly arrives on the island just as Ted is getting ready to judge the annual Lovely Girls Competition. Will the clash between militant feminism and old-fashioned womanhood lead to more trouble with Ted?

Cigarettes And Alcohol And Rollerblading
With Easter fast approaching, Father Dick Byrne suggests that Craggy Island's priests give up their vices for Lent. When temptation beckons, Ted, Dougal and Jack are forced to call on Sister Assumpta for help.

New Jack City
One glance at father Jack's incredibly hairy hands, and Doctor Sinnot sends him off to St. Clabbert's Old Priests' Home for immediate treatment. But Jack's replacement is even less pleasant than the great man himself.

Flight Into Terror
Flying back from a visit to a particularly holy shrine, Ted, Dougal and Jack find themselves in mortal danger when the Monkey Priest goes mad in the cockpit and Dougal does something really, really stupid. With only a cupful of fuel left, Ted has a plan.