Order a pizza, crack open a beer and gorge yourself on an extra-large helping of bad behavior, British style.

Roommates Gary and Dermot enjoy booze, women, and lounging around. The women in their lives enjoy everything but them. While Gary tries all-too-successfully to ditch his steady girlfriend Dorothy, Dermot does his best to get it on with their new neighbor, Deborah.

Intruders
Gary and Dermot compete for their new neighbor's affections.

The Bet
Which roommate will win an evening of pleasure with the lady of his choice?

Alarms & Setbacks
Dermot offers Deborah his body, while Gary tries to seduce her by installing a burglar alarm.

Animals
Dorothy is entirely too happy when Gary suggest an "open relationship."

Sex & Violence
Gary drowns his sorrows while Dermot plans an elaborate seduction.

My Brilliant Career
Change is in the wind when Gary thinks he's been offered a job and Dermot loses his.