When Janey leaves for university, the burning question is not whether she'll be missed, but who will get custody of her room? The realisation that she's now the only woman in the Harper household begins to take its toll on Susan, and Michael fears his mum will turn him into a girl if she continues to ask him for advice on dresses and make-up. Ben's cousin's daughter, Abi, could be the ideal solution as she's looking for a place to stay while she attends college. Meanwhile, Nick's attempts to raise money result in a variety of jobs - none of which lasts very long thanks to abject incompetence, and Ben wonders whether he is the only sane member of the family, while the family wonder whether he has finally flipped.